My situation.
I need help people, really badly...
Today was kind of the last straw for things. My cell phone today decided "I hate you" and now the mic-piece wont work. I'm setting it out, apart; and I hit it up with a blow dryer to make it dry out possibly, if there's water damage.
((Florida- it's very humid))

I NEED my cell phone. Desperately need my phone, that thing is the source for possible INTERVIEWS with future bosses.
It's my way to get the hell out of the house when my parents drive me insane. Also, to make sure I can leave the house and be able to have my mother call me and make sure I'm alright.
And it's kind of a help-line for those who need some help.
I know. Some of you are like. "Well...Use the house phone you have?" I can't. The one line that's my 'house-phone' is my dad's work phone. I can't really do personal calls on it as much as I can take on my cell phone.
So you can see now where I'm crippled.


I tried to call my service provider ((Fuck you, Alltel!)) and they said first up; That I wasn't on the "paperwork" in order to be authorized to talk about the plan I'm on.
Thank you mom..
And I talked to mom, and like a FUCKTARD! She didn't pay for a possible Warranty on the phones, OR INSURANCE!
What kind of a MORON DOESN'T PUT INSURANCE ON A CELL PHONE!????
So yes....
I finally managed to persuade the person for Alltel that I want to buy a new phone.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell that quirked the salesperson in 'em right out, and ya know what I find out? It'll cost over 100+ bucks to get a new phone, thanks to the fact my mother didn't get insurance, OR- the warranty.
Times are HARD right now, for EVERYONE. Where the hell am I gonna get that kind of money without a job?
So. I'm resorting to my last, final effort...


Ok. So now it's kinda hit rock bottom.My phone doesn't only NOT work with the mouthpiece, but now it's refusing to charge.
I plug it in and it shows a dead battery and just sits there.
So now I have no texting...
I've hit rock bottom..
And you all know what they say about rock bottom?
Once you've hit the bottom, you can only go one way..Up.

Updates--- 01/16/09
Ok, so the first commission is up, a few a few more interested and inquiring about possibilities.
I am still looking for a job, I gotta call Petsmart and see what's going on. They were supposed to call and didn't, so I'm not giving up.

My phone's turned off and staying off unless for emergencies, but other than that. It's out. I'm kinda-surviving without it lol.

Things will pick up, I'm expecting it to.
I still would like commissions guys, so if you want artwork done, Note me, IM me, or Email me. ^^
My Email is provided in this journal.
I will soon work on making this journal hopefully SMALLER. lol



I'm not up to 55$ bucks in paypal- Thank you EVERYONE thus far.
I will have your commission in the works. Progress will be shown at the end of my journal.

A few of you have helped me out already overnight..Thank you SO much, I deeply appreciate it and I'm really touched, you all have no idea.

Now.
Everyone, Seriously. I'm not looking for handouts by posting this journal.
I'm looking for work. So please, if you feel the desire.
Put me and my slacker of a muse to work.
Also: A lot of you for Paypal have been trying to use my MSN email. Please don't!
I have a business Email I use that I'm more up-to-date with.

Here it is. --- Ex62638@yahoo.com
So yeah. Paypal payments need to be made to that Email address.




What you can possibly do to help
I'm taking commissions. ANY commission.
I'm desperate.
And unlike some artists, my prices aren't that expensive.


Pencilsketch
$5.00 - $10.00

Lineart
$10.00 - $15.00 or $20.00 --Depending on the level of detail wanted. May bump up the price.

Colored portrait
15.00 - $25.00 or $30.00 --Depending on the amount of detail wanted. May bump up the price.

Full portrait ((Including a backround))
25.00 - $35.00 --Depending on the amount of detail wanted, may bump up the price.--I'm bad with backrounds however, so it might not be a lot more added.


--The addition of characters may add to the price folks! Just be forewarned,
I'm more than happy to discuss it with you. But let that be known.


I try to keep things as CHEAP as possible.
I CAN possibly mail you the original artwork, but depending on postage, it might add a couple bucks to your bill.
That, and I don't think some of you want your home address given out to someone you scarce know.

I am not responsible for lost work, if it is lost in the postage; then I will be more than happy to post your work here on devart for you to get, and somehow send you the original file of the piece.

A few rules

If I make you a commission, It has to be ORIGINAL CHARACTERS ONLY.
I'm not 100% on the fanart copyright policies, so please.
YOUR CHARACTERS ONLY.
Also- DO NOT remove my signature off your work. That's highly offensive, and the artwork I create is mine still for the most part.
In the artist commentary I will include YOUR NAME- AND YOUR DEVART NAME- including your icon if you have one.
So others can see who made the original character...

So people..
I'm at your mercy.
Please help me out. I'm desperate.



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=cloakofshadow --- 0% finished.
--Need that description, Cloaky.

~TheCatwalk --- 100% finished.
--Your note has been sent, and the piece is up.Enjoy!

~Porg --- 0% finished.
--Need a demand on what to draw.

C'mon people. Give me a demand! You hired me! O_o